I don’t Know
Introduction:
I just don’t know, THIS or THAT
When I was young, I tried a girl
She said, “no,” and we stopped hanging out.
Up alone, a machine I was, 
Wanking twice a day!
What sex was I did not know
Could Google help me out?
All I knew was pubes of my own, 
Does that mean I’m gay?
I began to scratch for anything, 
anyone I could grab, 
Guys and Gals wouldn’t do, 
Fortunately I moved away
And to this day, I still don’t know
Whether I like guys or girls, 
Too bad I cannot marry porn, 
Because that would be okay.            
 
   
                        